Sunday, November 19, 2006 @3:57 AM
My latest mentor consultation session was absolutely hilarious. :) More hilarious than before, at least. As most people would already know, my mentor is someone who can say the, um, most
interesting things.
I feel so sorry for the poor RI school logo. Well, what happened was that my mentor had received this letter from RI asking him to be a mentor for their Research Education Programme (or something of that sort...aiyah, basically it's a version of our RS). He seemed to think that it was an extremely hilarious letter (don't ask me why), and was going, "Read it! Read it! It's so funny! You can have a laugh over it!". After my pretending to be very interested in it, he started analyzing the school logo. The first thing he commented on was the numerous colours of the rainbow present in the logo. I quote, "Wah! So colourful! They must have used a lot of ink!". No, I don't understand why the logo would have used up a lot of ink either.
Then...
Mentor: What's this animal at the top here? Is it a dog? It looks like a dog! Nonono...maybe it's a horse!
Me: Hahaha...
Mentor: But why is the lip so long ah?
Me: (consumed in laughter)
Mentor: Oh look at the side! There're two chickens! Cockerels!
Me: (laughing too hard to speak comprehensively any longer)
Mentor: Or is it a monkey? (I have NO idea how chickens or cockerels could look like a MONKEY, but nevermind)
Me: (almost falls off chair)
Mentor: Oh look! Inside got eagle! (pauses) Wah, it's a two-headed eagle! Now, this type of animals ah, got two heads one, heaven will like to take away their lives sooner!
Now, that last comment took the cake! Oh man, I don't think I ever laughed so hard before! Except perhaps the time the zebras, Jnanee and I re-enacted the famous pig kill scene from LOTF at Vivocity's Toys R Us. :D
Poooooor RI. I wonder what any RI student would say if he had heard what my mentor said. LOLZ. ^_^