Saturday, January 20, 2007 @4:29 AM
OMG TOMORROW IS MY PC TEST!!! damndamndamndamndamn. I haven't touched a golf club for like how long?!? Oh mannn.
I did steal a sand wedge from my dad to swing it around in his room, but it just isn't the same as a driving range, for obvious reasons. For instance, I can't do a full swing (at full speed) for fear of smashing the glass cabinets and the hanging lamp. And there's no ball, so I have no idea if I had just swung a good shot.
I'm so going to fail! X(
Ok, nevermind. On a happier note, there were a number of extremely interesting events which took place over the span of last week, and most of which, I might mention, involved Zhixin. Talk about
coincidence! *coughcough*
First, Zhixin's famous mutation into a plant. Don't glare at me like that Zhixin! I have evidence ok!
1. She has been basking continuously in the sunlight, leaping into whatever oh-so-glorious sunlit patch she can find, and taking detours (sunlit ones) to the canteen.
2. She went to the toilet and dunked water onto her hair (or should I say, root hairs).
3. She tried strangling me, and when I said, "Plants don't strangle people!", she was all, "Don't you remember the devil's snare?". Thus ensued an argument over devil's snares and herbology. For non-HP fans, or those who haven't gotten round to memorizing the book yet, devil's snares do not like light or heat!
And in case some people haven't realized, the above are signs of photosynthesis and water absorption through root hairs. Zhixin the mutant! *gasps*
Secondly, the Zhixin vs The Vitasoy Packet duel.
Dear Zhixin decided to drink vitasoy during lunch. Which is actually nothing wrong, unless you have a tendency to convert the most normal things into catastrophes (coughzhixincough). So what happened was, Zhixin here shoved her straw into the packet with erm,
too much force, and the straw promptly disappeared beneath the watery depths of the packet. After much clawing at the packet and trying desperately to retrieve the straw, she decided that she would do better tearing the packet open instead.
The poooooor packet. By the time Zhixin the evil mutant plant was done with it, it looked even more disfigured than Zhihua's Erik. I think it had more scars than Erik's, Anakin's and V's put together. And the best part is, the darn packet still wasn't torn open! It had loads of paper and plastic hanging off it, till only the cardboard layer remained. Ah, I can't describe it. I really wanted to take a pic of it, but unfortunately, I didn't bring my handphone down. But Jnanee and Zhixin both did, so they took the pics of the vitasoy packet for the obituary. Sniffsniff. Jnanee claims the vitasoy packet was a brave soldier who fought against Zhixin for Jnanee, so that she could usurp her world ruler status. Awww. We gave the vitasoy packet a proper burial, don't worry. "So well thy words become thee as thy wounds, they smack of honour both." Copyrighted from Duncan.
And that's not all! Zhixin eventually decided that she was totally unable to tear the packet open, so she went for a second straw.
Me: Best idea you had all day, Zhixin.
But guess what happened? Well, the second straw joined his mummy the first straw in the watery depths of the vitasoy packet too. Omg Zhixin, you're damn pro can!
After we were all done laughing (at the same time attracting the curious stares of everyone at the table), Jnanee offered to do the honours of ripping the packet open for Zhixin. And she managed it in one rip! Zhixin's too dainty! No strength at all! Speaking of which, I had to help her eject all her pipette tips during The Ultimate Killer Bio Prac. But that's another story.
And now I have to go fill my stomach so that I'll have energy to pass that darn PC test tomorrow. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!