Friday, September 21, 2007 @9:47 PM
I can stop bugging Rita to tell me jokes now!
Tennis Jokes:
1) Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing.
2) The Tennis Player's Prayer
Please don't let me be so nervous
When I toss the ball for service.
Give me speed and strength unhaulting,
Aces and no double-faulting.
Instill in me the skill and dash
Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe.
When a high lob starts to fall,
Must I always miss the ball?
Lord, I know you could, I'm sure,
Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.
With the guidance from above,
Never let me fall in 'love.'
And, Lord, while on matters of this sort
Please let me find an open court!!
3) You know you watch too much tennis when you walk in late to class, and you ask the teacher to check shot spot to see if your foot was in the classroom when the bell rang.
4) You know you watch too much tennis when you can impersonate every player.
*cough* Djokovic!
5) You know you watch too much tennis when you can name top 100 players but can't remember your kids names. (I can only name 30+? Hmm what were the names of the tiny thing and the pygmy puff sitting next to me in class again?)
6) You know you watch too much tennis when you name your kids after pros. (hey that's an idea!)
7) You know you watch too much tennis when you are taking an exam, and you are drawing out the draws to the next tournament. *cough* philo!
8) Which tennis couple is most likely to produce the next tennis superstar?
Federer and Serena - Talent and muscle.
Nadal and Hingis - Muscle and crafty game.
Roddick and Hingis - Serve and craftiness.
Safin and Justine - Size and tennis IQ.
Mauresmo and Justine - one small problem, a sperm.
Ok, non-jokes now:
"i definitely think nadal has endeared himself to more fed fans. also, he has not displayed the type of cockiness & foot-in-mouth disease that has plagued djokovic...but as far as being a threat to federer’s no. 1 position, nadal is still way ahead of djokovic."
"DEFINITELY! I hated that Federer lost to Djokovic, he’s a little prick. Nadal might have some funky habits (the butt picking really does get annoying to watch), but he knows how to show respect to those he beats and to those who beat him. I’d rather watch Roger play Rafa, and maybe even lose to him, then lose to Djokovic anyday."
"...Rafa’s jumping up and down, sprinting to the baseline and all his other uber-macho muscle-flexing antics on the court. But if he lacks popularity with Federer fans, it’s because he’s won more of their matches than he’s lost."
"...not into nadal, he's beaten federer too many times for my liking."
VAMOS RAFA!
http://tennisplanet.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/12-year-old-nadal/
Two words: SO CUTEEEEEEEEE! :D :D :D